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cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

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neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

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catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

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i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

(via hunterhayesandhishair)

revupthoselewds:

I made this for something else, (not lewd I swear) but why not share it? I’ll make a cleaned up version later when I need to use it.

revupthoselewds:

I made this for something else, (not lewd I swear) but why not share it? I’ll make a cleaned up version later when I need to use it.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via orgasm)

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

(via ruinedchildhood)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via orgasm)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

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(via orgasm)

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

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